D'ya know what, when I was 20 I did this and accidentally found out about a party being planned for me and also because I used to be a bit too jealous about really stupid things. I'm a lot more secure in myself these days and so if I'm with someone, I have to trust them ( Read more... )

I went to San Francisco. I found someones' heart.

I did offer a kidney to someone once, however I was sat in the chiller of the meat aisle and they asked me to get out. This is where I also learnt that there's just no way of explaining where the sausages are when you're in the back of a Police Van.

In all seriousness....if it were possible and if I ( Read more... )

I thought the title was 'Interspecies Communion' for a minute there...

A rather cunning cat stole my crisps once and I swear winked as she dragged them behind the sofa.

On a visit to my Mother's last week, I took a Tesco's bag with some Orange Juice and an Apple in it. I left the bag by the back door to say hello to my Step-Dad and as I turned ( Read more... )

Interestingly enough, on the flight out to Exeter last weekend flying back home. I sat next to an Australian bloke from Perth and we were the only people talking. About recession and how - in his experience - is the best time for those who want something out of life because now is the time for the people who work hard to get the breaks that might ( Read more... )